to screw up on a standardized test such as the ACT or SAT by failing to correspond the question in the booklet to the appropriate column or row on the answer document
"Mom, my ACT score doesn't reflect what I really know because I misbubbled the entire reading section!"
A term used to describe several cultural social sytems endemic to Chile and other parts of South America.
1) Having common expectations to learn that common is extravagent.
2) Getting screwed over by lack of attention to detail or generalized 'not giving a fuck' in Chile.
3) When standardized walking patterns are not followed by any segment of the polulation; right hand side, left hand side or middle, it's all the same.
Def 1: (en Espanol) Customer: Can I please get a coffee (cafe del dia) with no room.
(en Espanol) Starbucks Employee: We don't have any coffee.
(in English) Customer Friend: She just chilazed the fuck out of you.
(in English) Customer: Chilazed again!
Def 3: I keep getting Chilazed by these fuckers like 5 year olds walking to snack.
Phrase used in StarCraft 2 play, especially at the pro level, to describe adapting to a situation with a seemingly on the fly strategy that exploits a specific mistake made by an opponent that is unlikely to be repeated later in the game or in further games for that round if it were countered by using a conventional strategy. As an opponent would then be forced to react by changing their overall playstyle for the remaining games in the match, the targeted weakness will likely disappear. Thus a player would lose their metagame advantage of being able to predict where and when an opponent is open to attacks.
Comes from veteran Ukranian StarCraft progamer Aleksey "White-Ra" Krupnyk responding to a question regarding how he would handle an infamously tough match-up for him in an event, which due to his strong accent and odd use of English came out in a memorable fashion:
"Don't worry, I use Special Tactics this time, no problem."
White-Ra went onto win the match 3-0 and advance to the next round by playing standardized openings that moved into bizarre unit mixes and unorthodox usage of them that were unique to each game but in all cases exploited the same specific weakness in his opponent's strategy.
"Dave played a normal 3-gate robo opening, but then shifted into some bizarre 1 colossus and 4 zealots in 2 warp prisms to kill his opponent's workers and kite his marines away from the base at the same time."
"Well he must have used Special Tactics"
"He was pushing out of his main base with a ball of marines while expanding to his natural, so I used Special Tactics and dropped 4 blue-flame hellions to kill of his workers in the main, then picked them up and dropped them in front of his retreating marines while dropping 2 tanks behind his mineral line to pick-off workers as they're made and destroy his buildings."
Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.more...
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!
All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
Windsor Ontario well be the worst city in the world according to all of the other contributors, but let's face it, we still aren't fucking Americans.
As for the University of Windsor being considered the worst University, let's face it, it was in MacLeans, the National Inquirer of Canadian magazines. As for being the worst, considering education is standardized, it really doesn't matter. It still beats an education in the United States.
Person 1: Did you read this year's MacLeans University Ranking issue?
Person 2: Yes, I saw it was on the page after the article on Stephen Harper not being born in Canada, but being born in Kenya and is Muslim.
Person 1: I don't know about the Kenya or Muslim claim, but Harper is certainly a douchebag. Thank God he wasn't born in Windsor, Ontario!
Its etymology is derived from countless & careless amounts of sexually sadistic encounters with VERY fat, VERY ugly, VERY smelly and SUPER HORNY OLD women (named Barb & Joan) who are adamant about getting cock-slapped across the face CONSTANTLY. I mean CONSTANTLY.
These two women have single handedly shaped the way we think about extreme sex and/or sexual domination. So, you ask, what exactly is a BarbJoan aka BJ? As of 2012, it's the NEW standardized unit for molesting/torturing an elderly woman beyond your physical threshold, while still maintaining an enjoyment level for her. Yes people, she has to be THAT MUCH of a whore.
However, there are 2 important things to remember:
1) You cannot call a sexual act a BarbJoan unless the chic actually enjoys getting annihilated and enjoys physical pain.
2) If you aren't sweating, it's not a BarbJoan so try harder.
"Dude, omfg, that BarbJoan was AMAZING last night. The dumb bitch turned her head and I broke my hand with the brass knuckles, though.."
Turkic Muslims living in Xinjiang, western China. Minority group in China. Heavily-oppressed by the Chinese Communist Party.
The word "Uyghur" itself has no standardized English spelling, since it is normally written in the Arabic alphabet (which is difficult to standardize into English). Can also be spelled "Uighur", "Uygur", "Uigur".
Like the Tibetans, the Uyghurs are looked down upon as being lesser people to the Han-dominated CCP.