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The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold. Currently there are no governments that use the gold standard however, the United States used to use the gold standard before the Federal Reserve System who is a cartel took over secretly on a island off of the state of Georgia. Ever since the gold standard was taken over in 1913 by the FED, the value of money went down and the cost of living went up. The paper money we use today is called fiat. The United States can only get out of it's 10 trillion dollar debt by getting rid of the Federal Reserve System and going back to the gold standard where ther is no inflation.
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| 9. | Standard RoShamBo | ||
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The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB" Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to RoShamBo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize. They played Standard RoShamBo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested. In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack! Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it! |
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| 10. | double standard bitch | ||
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a person that lives by double standards, one that feels that if they do something it is okay, but if another individual were to do the same thing it would be wrong. And the ''double standard bitch" would judge them for this. Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed' Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something. Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop. Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch! NEXT DAY Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha. Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch. |
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| 11. | standard | ||
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1. Colloquial name for the penis 2. One standard drink Boony has a 43-inch standard
Chuck us a standard, mate |
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| 12. | Standard Dump | ||
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The Standard Dump, often abbreviated SD, is the SI unit for fecal volume. Although the Standard Dump will vary from person to person, one Standard Dump is the weighted average of fecal volume eliminated per person per excretion. Standard Dump units are proportional to cubic meters, and can be equated using Sendek's constant. John: "Man, I really have to take a dump."
Vince: "What is your estimate of oncoming fecal volume, in SI units?" John: "I would guess around 1.4 Standard Dumps. I ate a lot of pizza last night." |
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| 13. | Standard Supermodel Measurement | ||
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Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience. Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements. |
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| 14. | Schumacher Standard | ||
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The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means. Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.
I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard. |
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