look up any word, like donkey punch:
 
13.
Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
 
1.
a word to describe something which goes without saying.
"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"
by roxxor February 19, 2004
 
2.
assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard
by mark April 29, 2003
 
3.
Doing that which you always do; expected, based on observed behavior over time
You want to go to that stupid place that no one likes? Standard.
by imlman74 June 03, 2010
 
4.
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
by TheGlueGunner June 13, 2011
 
5.
a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'

or

jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'
by fuckinstandard June 06, 2011
 
6.
a word to describe something which goes without saying
that bitch is standard
by Edstandard September 03, 2011
 
7.
word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of 'cool'...only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.

anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.
pleb 1:check it.

pleb 2:standard, bruv

pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting

pleb 3:euiiiiiiihhhhh!!!

all three:STANDARD!!!HAHIHIHIAHAHAHIHIHII!!!!!!

etc...
by Bloch February 08, 2012