A stupid country, which i have been too unfortunatly.more...
All of the people in france just walk around paris all day wearing horizontal stripey blue/red shirts, stupid puffy red scarfs, tight black trousers and black berets.
all the men have very pointy mustaches and retarded accents. and sometimes small pointy goaty beards.
There are very few job catagorys in france, these are:
Artist, Chef & Mime
In there free time they sit in cafe's eating onions going awhaw awhaw awhaw, or they walk round looking down on non-frenchies in a derogorative way while they carry around french sticks.
as for food you will be lucky to find anything edible, even though 1/3 of frances population are chefs the only two types of food you will find on the menu of any restaurant is Frogs Legs & snails, so i suggest you bring your own food.
The main site is the Eiffel Tower, named by the french but built by a brave band of engish men, its use is as a method of suicide by jumping off the top for any one who is trapped in paris. and is not an onion eating awhaw awhaw awhaw frenchy frog.
The french are Famous for there Cheese and wine, obviously they dont make this themselves as they found an ancient cave full of cheese and wine which was left by the romans, so there supply of old mouldy cheese and vintage wine should only last out for another couple of years.
The french are also famous for losing wars, The french have never won a war in recorded history, as they always end up be...
Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).
Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...
Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?
I dont think anyone so far has really embraced the true meaning of the preppy lifestyle....ok you can name all the places we shop at and vaction places we go to and say we pop our collars and go to prep-school but HELLO everyone knows that. The real prep has read their mothers copy of the official preppy handbook and nodded there head in aproval as they saw that they were doing everything right, hangs out with friends everyday after there homework is done and though it seems weird never really watches T.V. though they may occasionally watch laguna beach while laughing at kristin and how they try to be prep but arent and the OC.....being a prep is of course a life style that cannot be gained through trying to immulate it becuase no matter how hard you try well it cost alot and unless you have the money its hard to do. Being a prep is an instinct once you are born you have the urge to put cableknit sweaters around your shoulders and this unatural liking for the color pink and the need for little green throw pillows to line your bed while loving the way your new visor looks as you watch your parents play tennis against each other or are engaging in a game your self.more...
The first part of being a prep is having friends preps normally sub-divide from one big clique into gruops of four and five (being a real prep dosent really start till upper school or high school for public school students) and think of each other as sisters and tell each other everything, there is almost alway...
Townies are a variation on chavs.more...
Most lack Wit and intelligence - and as such will be instantly stunned like a shark hit in the nose by an intelligent witty reply or long words, for example; idiosyncratic, esoteric, daetal, tympanic, incandescant. another example (one of a witty remark) would be (and i quote from real life experiances occured by fellow people) "your hair is too long, Blood, why don't you get a hair cut you 'cunt'" "at least my hair colour is the same as my eyebrows" for those who do not understand the cultural reference here, it is between bleach blonde dyed hairanother remark would be "at least i HAVE hair" or "im not going to take fashion advice from someone with no hair at all" this cultural reference is to do with the majority of "skin heads" within townie society.
All townies i have known who do have enough intelligence to get an A grade in any subject (and possibly head off towards a carreer involving more pay than slave wages), ...
A city located on Lake Ontario that thinks it rules but in reality, it sucks.more...
Toronto prides itself with being diverse with Indonesian, Chinese and Muslims of all sorts. But unfortunately they are so caught up with trying to make these people feel welcome that white people get left behind. Just watch City TV. There is this ugly ass dark skin foreign news woman that looks like a hairy ass and the only reason she got the job is because she isn't white. I don't know about you but i'd rather watch a hot white woman on TV. All of these young professional Indonesian women try to dress like business women and take pride in their ethnicity. They also like to go to this coffee shop called Timothy's that is for faggots. Then they sit in there with their chinese and black friends and talk about issues and how they find it challenging to cut in in Canada with white people when it's them that cause the real problem.
It is also full of faggots and adademics that preach gay rights, and like to bash Americans. That pisses me off large because they live the same type of life as Americans but they still like to lay insults. I also can't stand gay men that carry a man purse or fag bag. They look like fucking pussies and they spend all their time in the salon getting highlights.
Even the white people there are assholes. They think that just because the Blue Jays play in Toronto that they have a Major League City. As a result all sorts of posers emerge. The most evident are the Jama...
Static Electricity was discovered in an incredibly large box by 4 Tax Collectors. So far, almost 3 applications have been found for it.more...
In the olden days it was used to drain the colour out of the world, and make everyone walk too fast.
These days however, it is mainly used for Special Effects, used in such films as The Blair Witch Project.
In 600 BC it was discovered that rubbing a piece of amber with cat fur would cause it to attract small pieces of paper. This discovery led to the invention of the first apparatus for the mass production of static electricity, in which a number of cats are attached to the rim of a rotating wheel, aligned such that their fur comes into contact with a specially shaped block of amber.
Maintenance of the device proved to be almost impossible as any engineer attempting to remove the wheel from its mountings would be instantly lacerated by the sharp claws of the highly charged cats, so the 17th century German scientist Otto von Guericke improved on the design by replacing the cats with balls of sulphur.
By this time the uses for static electricity were growing in number and variety, and maintaining the supply of cats and sulphur presented great problems. A method of storing and transporting static electricity was clearly needed.
Early attempts to use cardboard boxes for this job proved unreliable and dangerous, as the electricity would leak from the bottom of the box and cause contamination of the ground. This proved especia...
Like dis guy called Mophead Mohummad said in the Koran that he was da next messenger after Jesus Christ, and that the angel Gabriel gave him a tour of heaven where he met Jesus, Noah and everybody else. Man that's fucked up and called stealing from The Bible!more...
Man mophead Mohummad even says in the Koran that the messenger said it was alright to take the bible and perfect it for Jews and Christians. Shit dude lol!
So anyway Mohummad is the guy that told all arabs to stop dancing around a pagan rock and worship one God like the Jews and Christians lol I mean com'on lol If the Jews and Christians are doing it, it has to be kewl!
Man if anyone has one look at the Koran and The Bible, they can clearly see The Koran is a plagiarised version of The Bible, and although a lot of it has been changed by Mohammad, anyone can see that having sex in heaven with 77 virgins is evil LOL
Origins of The Koran can clearly be seen in The Bible, especially since The Bible came before the koran LOL
And if you talk to any Muslim they have been taught that if u dominate someone or try to confuse someone, u gain the upper hand of convincing them. Man that is so no not right!
So if i stand there and scream at you, and make threats at you and tell u that the moon is square, then eventually u will agree. How fucked up is that??? lol...