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As in Basball's Hall of Fame 'Stan Musial'. Stan Musial played for the St. Louis Cardnials starting in 1941. He was recorded batting in all of 10,972 times, played in 3,026 pro-leauge games, recorded 1,949 runs, and 1,951 RBI's or runs batted in. Stan Musial won seven National Bating Leauge titles and was named the Sporting News Major Leauge Player in 1946 and in 1951 In 1963 when Musial retired, Stan held 17 Major Leauge, 29 National and 9 All-Star leauge records. Stan Musial was inducted to the 'Baseball Hall of Fame' in 1969. Stan's achievements.
National Bating Leauge titles -7- Sporting News Major Leauge Player (1946 and in 1951) Baseball Hall of Fame (1969) Games played -3,026- Carrier RBI -1,951- |
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| 2. | Stan Oompaloompas | ||
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A legendary figure often associated with the movement to support interperative aquatic break dancing and memory foam toilet seats. This guy thinks he's Stan Oompaloompas himself.
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| 3. | Brown Fat | ||
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To be full of shit. Specifically of the self aggrandizing variety. Stan has the brown fat head.
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| 4. | nWo | ||
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A rebel group that was in WCW (World Championship Wrestling). Created by Eric Bischoff, and introduced at WCW's Bash at the Beach 1996, this group wreaked havoc upon wrestlers in WCW and even took over WCW Monday Nitro LIVE on TNT(WCW's weekly show) on 12/28/97. The nWo's original members were Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan. nWo 4 LIFE!!! (nWo catch-phrase)
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| 5. | stan the man | ||
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The great Stanley Frank Musial of the St. Louis Cardinals, of course. He got the name when a sportswriter overheard a Brooklyn Dodger fan say 'uh-oh, here comes that man again' as Musial was walking to the plate at a game at Ebbetts Field, sometime in the 40s. In 1946 Musial led the National League in games played, at-bats, runs scored, hits, singles, doubles, triples, RBIs, total bases, slugging percentage, and batting average. Stan the Man went into the Hall of Fame in 1968.
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| 6. | Super Jock | ||
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a jock who excels at his chosen sport. He is the one who:
A: Scores the most touchdowns during the high school football season. B: Is the most valuable player on the senior football team, therefore winning the MVP award at the Athletic Awards Banquet. C: Is the athletic scholarship winner and goes on to excel in college sports. D: Eventually wins the Heisman Trophy at the end of his college career, and is therefore one of the most sought after NFL prospects. E: In the NFL, the Super Jock wins many MVP awards, eventually becoming the Star Player on the team that wins the Superbowl. F: The Super Jock is eventually inducted into the Football Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the "Great Football Stars." The Super Jock only got that far by being modest and always putting the team, not themselves, first. They remember the rule "There's no I in TEAM." "Looks like we're well on our way to winning that Provincial Championship!" Coach Everson predicted.
"All thanks to Andrew the Super Jock!" Connor shouted. "Thanks to all our combined efforts!" Andrew corrected him, determined not to be the center of attention. "The whole team worked together to win all the games so far! I did not win those games all by myself!" "That's the sign of a true leader," Coach Everson realized. "You understand that you are part of a great team, but not the only reason the team is great. I'm glad you understand that Andrew! It shows how smart you are!" "That's just my modesty asserting itself," Andrew tried to explain. He was frustrated that he always managed to be the center of attention. "My modesty keeps me from acting like a typical arrogant jock!" |
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| 7. | Kyle Spratt | ||
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Kyle Spratt AKA The Real Life Stan is a rapper from Windsor, Ontrio. He is most bnotorious for stealing famous rapper Eminems ex wifes 9 Kim Mathers ) cell phone at a bingo hall he was working at. He called up the grammy winning rapper and recorded the conversation, mixed it into a song, and dissed Eminem. It hit many news sources, and went viral on the internet. A simple google search will explain the story more in depth.
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