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John Stamos 

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
John Stamos by Madison P April 29, 2015
An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.

Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
"Stealth field, sucks to be you!"
"STAMOS!!!"

"That city will never close."
"Sta-fucking-mos."
Stamos by Baity November 5, 2004

Stamos Status 

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!
Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011

Stamos man 

A real gentlemen and very classy
That guy over there is a real stamos man.
Stamos man by Lukeb0,0 November 5, 2018

Stamnesia 

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.
Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"
Stamnesia by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009

stamos sauce 

The semen of a greek male.
When Stavros shot his hot stamos sauce over her chest, she was heard to shout, "Opah!"
stamos sauce by FH Jon January 16, 2006