you- "um. yeah?"
you- "How could you tell?"
person- "oh i dont know you just have your collar popped, and you are driving in a bmw. you are rich right?"
you- "WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS ASSUME THAT!"
person- "well...are you?"
you- "....um.. maybe.."
Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.
Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.
Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"