the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.
person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.
When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too
going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.
"hey lets go stalling"
when you are walking and someone in front of you is walking at a slower pace, but you can't pass them. So you're stuck behind them almost walking backwards.
I was stuck walking behind a slow walker. I could not pass her, people were blocking my way. I couldn't move forward, I was stalling.
A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
The act of masturbating in a stall. School stalling occurs during gym class or a study hall. Lunch is the most common time though. Stalling in an office setting can happen during a lunch break. It is disgusting to most people because of the public setting.
Me: Yo JO was in there again making ugh....ugh...ugh noises again.
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol
The act of masturbating in the stall of the public office restroom during work hours.
I had just finished stalling and was at the sink washing my hands when the boss walked into the restroom. Close call!