Irish Stallion 

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.

Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

Irish Stallion by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Richard Stallman 

God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never compromise his sacred beliefs, and always set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.

Random person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.

Richard Stallman by Bad C dev February 25, 2021

Stallion Duck 

It's the biggest fucking duck that Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, the best fucking drummer EVER, has ever seen. Jimmy, the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold and Pinkly Smooth, tried to chase a Stallion Duck but failed. Jimmy is still hunting that FUCKING duck to this very day, in his little piece of heaven. God bless you Jimmy, and God Hates You, Stallion Duck. Its not afraid AT ALL. NOT FUCKING AFRAID AT ALL. Keep chasing it Jimmy, foREVer. A7X.

Jimmy: I'm fucking coming for you, fucking stallion duck!

Stallion Duck: ...

Stallion Duck by TheOneWhoMissesTheRev. November 21, 2011

bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

Queen's Stallion 

A Queen's Stallion (alternatively Dorse) is a specific fetish creature regularly found in lower-rating hentai artwork. Generally the result of a transformation, a Queen's Stallion bears the shape of a horse, with various features of a human/humanoid. It has a large penis and large breasts, as well as four hooves. Its features tend to be greatly exaggerated, generally involving giant glossy lips and a large horse-like tail.

"Do NOT look up Queen's Stallion. Worse mistake of my life!" -Peter Griffin

Queen's Stallion by TrueGrace March 6, 2022

Stallin 

The act of avoiding someone in a relationship.

This bitch won’t reply to my snaps, why is she stallin?

Stallin by Rob343434 July 4, 2018

stallion load

A cum load of hi volume, as if to be the product of a male horse's penis. more cum then usual

I gave mary a "stallion load" last night, that shit was every place ! !

stallion load by Jack de wack May 8, 2008