stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

stalkerfriend by subsistence May 29, 2009

stalker face 

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

stalker face by BM_Face December 14, 2008

Mr. Stickerface 

1) Something that one is called by a woman "under the influence" if you have stickers on your jacket
2) Hilarious name that Shan Fernando was called while downtown, which his friends will never let down.

Woman hands card with club details to man
Shan - "You already gave me one, thank you"
Woman - "Then how come I've never seen you there Mr. Stickerface!?"
Stefano (friend of Shan) - "HA HA HA!! MR. STICKERFACE!! THIS IS YOUR NAME FROM NOW ON!!!"
Shan - "Shut up!"
Stefano - "Alright...Mr. Stickerface."

Mr. Stickerface by Shan Fernando January 31, 2009

Stalkerfeed 

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

Stalkerfeed by FaceStalker October 5, 2011

staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

stalkerwave 

a microwave that beeps each and every minute after the food is done until you open it and take the food out.

I popped some popcorn and the stalkerwave wouldn't stop beeping at me.

stalkerwave by willy_t123 May 8, 2010

Stalkafacebookatism

when a random guy/girl comments on a photo/status of you with in a creeper like fashion.

Random Guy/Girl: That shirt makes you look sexy, and i love the picture on your wall behind you.

You: I DONT KNOW YOU

Friend: that is a classic case of Stalkafacebookatism.

Stalkafacebookatism by sayitandmeanit September 4, 2012