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15.
someone who is completely and totally obsessed with another person to the point of insanity. They like one person for years at a time and do juvenile things such as finding their phone number out from someone else, calling them 3 times a week, driving past their house, finding out where they work, knowing every little fact about them even when they know nothing about you, memorizing their license plate number, keeping pictures and photos of them you've stolen, collecting items of theirs such as used straws, etc.
Paula is the biggest stalker on earth.
by loserinlove February 17, 2005
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16.
Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone
I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world
by Xero _ Manifest April 26, 2011
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17.
An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.
Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.
by QueerActivist May 27, 2010
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18.
Obviously the Plural of stalker.

Stalkers can work in groups.

Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.

They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.

For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.

Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.

If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.

Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.

And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.

My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
My stalkers keep trying to ruin my life.

Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.

Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
by WTFasdfasdfasdfasdfasd August 22, 2011
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19.
-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 06, 2009
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20.
Someone who wrote the definition of someone else on urban dictionary. Also someone who loves bacon.
He wrote a definition of that person's name. Must be a Stalker.
by Bacon is inside you March 07, 2013
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21.
OMGWTFBBW!! This fucking creepy guy won't leave me alone!! He keeps sending me flowers, and asking me out on dates! He called me, and left a suicidal message on my answering machine! WTF! He has a wall covered with my pictures! HELP!!!
Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@
by yougot0wn3d November 05, 2004
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