a person who is extremely ugly who tried to rape you at a school dance ( you only danced with him because it was dark) and he follows you around school looking nauseatingly ugly and asks your friends for you info: name, number, 1st period class etc. this person never has a chance but it is fun to lead them on and play head games and make them think they actually have a chance of getting their sorry ass with you.
what the hell, why is that ugly mofo following me? hes a fucking stalker!
by Being stalked April 05, 2003
n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.
Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.
by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003
A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.
To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.
by dogbadge April 07, 2003
to own luke the penix
to pwn luke the penix
by goatsebadge April 07, 2003
Acronym meaning Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber. Typically lone wolf types that infiltrate dangerous areas to smuggle out loot to sell.
Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.
by FunkySmellingFinger April 13, 2015
To be so fucking awesome that you make a career of it. If you are a stalker you love people easily and piss off that one's gf/bf almost daily. And you love it.
"I'm feeling exceptionally stalker today."
"'Stalking is illegal' she said in her bitchiest voice."
"StAlking is a way of showing how much you love that person. Muahahahaha."
by stalka February 23, 2015

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