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stalkerinternet
1. someone who hacks EVERYONES computer
2. someone who bugs peoples phones
3. someone who drives around peoples place of residency
by PineappleJuice March 03, 2015
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In addition to describing the real obsessive watcher (maybe sexual or maybe hater) who cannot be discouraged by acceptable social means -- the slang usage more commonly refers to...

The Politically Correct way to publicly cast "criminal" suspicion on an undesirable person before your "real" friends think you find the undesirable person's friendship or sexual interest acceptable.

Also a term used in a popular juvenile game of the social elite similar to the 1600's "witch hunt" "game". The idea is if enough members of the social elite call someone a stalker then members of the opposite sex will prove their acknowledgment of your elitism by taking punitive action against the one called stalker. The rules of the game include the concepts that

(1) the fewer and faster the punitive action, the more elite the members who originally designated the target called stalker -- or at least the closer they are to being able to join that group, e.g. tentative acknowledgment by the elite.

(2) the sooner someone joins in calling stalker against a selected target the more accepted they are among the elite group and their followers -- or at least they are conscious and accepting of the righteous rule of the elite and are less likely to be a target of some social game themselves.

(3) all the classic benefits of the "pecking order" modified by the idea that the farther you drive someone down, the higher you raise yourself up.

(4) all the joys of future lawyers and politicians in doing something deliciously evil while staying within the boundaries normally described as legal and saintly.

(5) you can't trust enough people after leaving high school or college to make the game work any more.
All the Cheerleaders said the new kid who skipped a grade and had a hairlip was a stalker who peek in their bathroom. So the football team caught him after school and cut off his nuts. But nobody got arrested after the police heard what the cheerleaders said even though the new kid was only at school one day. A bunch of us gave the Prom Queen and King his nuts to use as fuzzy dice when they drove to the dance. What a laugh. Such losers should just kill themselves before their show their faces at OUR school.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 22, 2008
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1. A Person who is looking and fallowing an other, which is creepy to the person who is being stalk.
2. In video games like Metro 2033 and S.T.A.L.K.E.R, a scavenger who walk around the Zone or Post apocalyptic Moscow. Not afraid to fight Monsters or Bandits.
1. Jessica Is afraid, as she gets non stop texts from her stalker. She wanted to call the police, but her stalker said he is right near her house, and will brake in if she calls.

2. Pavel." Stalker, I need your help to kill a bloodsucker for me."
Stalker."Cheeki breeki iv damke."
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by Dinoguy007 August 07, 2016
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A simple lonely guy who just wants to win your love
That stalker really likes you.
by ningfig December 31, 2016
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Steve mccullough is a BIG TIME STALKER
someone who has too much time on his hand so he decides to stalk.

"Steve",I'm a STALKER, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S NOT RIGHT
by Ariii December 15, 2007
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A girl who lost their best guy friend to another girl and now constantly calls and asks her "past best guy friend" questions all of the time about the other girl and him because she is so obsessive and has been replaced.
Now that SHE has been replaced by ME she is calling him all of the time and asking him if we have spooned and then doesn't even believe him, and comes and asks me....who does that?!?!
by SeXtRiSt November 30, 2003
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Someone who follows or stalks people. (:
by loser is a loser. April 07, 2011
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