a creepy old guy that stalks hot teens
why is this old creepy guy always folowing me that damn mofo
by fil April 03, 2005
Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.
Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."
by JAFR2 January 24, 2009
guardian stranger
What a stalker. He said guardian stranger.
by you know me but i don't know y December 14, 2011
someone who wants to rape you in the butt
justin is a stalker
by deana eichman January 12, 2009
One who is constantly following and trying to find out things about a certain person. They're completely obsessed with them. AKA Snickers.
Snickers knows all of Alli's friends names and myspaces. What a stalker.
by PissyMissy February 11, 2007
Person who calls at all hours of the night/day and harasses you about slashing tires and throwing rocks
Gwen, I know you did it, I just want to come over and fix this face to face sweety, don't worry, I wont hurt you to bad
by Carizzle August 30, 2003
To be so fucking awesome that you make a career of it. If you are a stalker you love people easily and piss off that one's gf/bf almost daily. And you love it.
"I'm feeling exceptionally stalker today."
"'Stalking is illegal' she said in her bitchiest voice."
"StAlking is a way of showing how much you love that person. Muahahahaha."
by stalka February 23, 2015
a guy who constantly im's random girls on the internet. usually using multiple multiple screennames when one is blocked.also uses lame e-pick up lines. ie. loser, rucari.
rucari 1:when u sey 'lmao' do you really laugh ur ass off?
girl1: stfu leave me alone
RUCARI 1 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 2: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 2 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 3: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 3 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 4: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone, why are you such a stalker?
RUCARI 4 HAS BEEN BLOCKED
by THE PO-LICE June 22, 2006

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