The coolest dude on earth. He killed more people than anybody else. Even so he doesn't get half the credit that he deserves. Hitler gets it all the credit. Hitler, compared to Stalin, was a flower painting loose pussy. He was obsessed with half measures, like targeting specific religions, Stalin targeted all religions. Stalin targeted people from all walks of life and often killed people, or sent them to the Gulags to die for no reason. That is fucking awsome. Stalin was fortunate enough to be attacked by Germany and conquor much of eastern Europe. He put those countries under harsh and corrupt rule, like any dictator who knows what he's doing would. People compare President Bush to Hitler, which is much closer than comparing him to Stalin. Stalin moved his country forward and kept the country unified. How did he keep the country unified? He killed the bastards!! That's the way to do it! Hitler was much to concerned with the war and too obsessed with sucking his man lover's dick to kill his own people. Stalin shot his own wife(and probably T-bagged her too). Stalin was teh pwnage and the most 1337 dude ever.

The man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. This is hardly recognized, and those he killed were his own people, and those from small, helpless countries he prior infested with communism.

To be twice as evil as Hitler and not receive any credit for it.

Stalin means man of steel. Joseph Stalin- evil man who ruled russia with an iron grip for 25 years...he probably killed about 28 million people during his existence and his first wife commited suicide. He was involved in the arms race and opressed his people in the Soviet sphere with his idea of communism. Basically a complete bastard who got away with it all

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while claiming to be a communist he had people killed because of various reasons, some of which are because they didn't do what he said. top experts believe he was jealous that everyone had a bigger penis then him.

Born Iosif Visarionovich Dzhugashvili in 1879. His birthplace was a town called Gori in Georgia. Born into crushing poverty, and beaten by his drunken father, he was steered with the help of his stern mother into education at a Seminary during his teens.

Here he disovered literature (then banned) by Karl Marx and became influenced by a small group who met secretly to discuss his concepts. From these experiences, being exposed to Marxist ideology, he rejected his religious education and became an atheist and professional revolutionary.

Firstly adopting the pseudonym Koba, a romantic fictional character of Georgian novels he read, he became obsessed with Lenin and the revolutionary movement occurring against the Tsars in Russia.

A bank robber, and ruthless agitator, he spent alot of time in Siberian exile, earning himself a reputation as a committed revolutionary.

Later he changed his pseudonym to Stalin, meaning Man Of Steel, and rose through the ranks of the Bolshevik faction of the Social Democratic Workers Party, although he was not able to fully penetrate the inner intellectual circles of the movement until the Bolsheviks took full power in 1917.

He was never considered a theorist or fellow intellectual by members of the top ranks in the movement, but his genius was demonstrated in the loyalty and influence he had garnered when orgainsing the rank and file of the revolutionary movement. His power base lay firmly in the grass roots. He used this to ga...

1. A crazed douche whose country would have been better off under Hitler.

2. His hatred of capitalism can be traced to the fact that he lost his nads to an industrialized blender mistaking it as a pleasuring machine.

3. A man who blamed communism's failure on perceived "rich" people or upper class, and measured Russia's success in the amount of "bourgeious" killed.

Generally, a massive prick.