Stalinity 

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

Stalinity by Jerkson October 1, 2010

Starginity 

Word to describe a person who has never witnessed the master piece that is George Lucas' Star Wars.

My girlfriend came over and I took her Starginity.

Starginity by AHA!--->Delsie October 25, 2011

saltinity 

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

saltinity by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

stalinites 

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

stalinites by Ofashea October 6, 2020

Salinity 

The taste experiance when sperm is taken into the mouth.

the concentration of sperm in a liquid

Dude1;; Yo
dude2;; Beth totally tasted my salinity!
dude1;; wtf?

Salinity by Philsayshellodarwenvale March 26, 2009

salinity 

‰, per thousand, or 1/1000

me:1000‰=100%=1
you:what are ya talkin about?!?!?!?!

salinity by Chase March 8, 2005

Stalinites 

Modern day political street operatives who promote Marxist ideals through violence, intimidation and anarchy.

Those street riots are the results of Stalinites

Stalinites by Ofashea October 6, 2020