poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012

stale dale 

One who sleeps with multiple women without washing his cock.
Or the name of the soiled cock.

I gave Linda the stale dale.

stale dale by TFW August 26, 2007

standale 

the midpoint of Grand Rapids and grandville, basically all there is to do is smoke, drink, skate and fuck with the homeless people. it's like a mini town where everyone knows everyone, most of the kids there work at mcdonalds and get high before and after work and get drunk in cemeteries

"dude you tryna hit up that party in Standale?"

standale by maryyyyjane08 October 14, 2014

stall stalemate

When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.

I tried to stall stall today but the guy was stall stalling me! It was a stall stalemate.

stall stalemate by brules October 5, 2010

staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010