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Adjective - The combined attributes of stamina, talent, and endurance needed for everyday activities. Such as beer pong.
Jeff lost five games of beer pong in a row because he did not: have the stamina to continue drinking, the talent to make a shot, and could not endure another loss. Then Alex commanded - "Jeff you have no stalance!"

Zac ate two Chipotle burritos therefore her has stalance.

by Auam May 14, 2008

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