A term given to an individual who is essentially overweight and usually sweating.It is the shortened version of the full title 'Augustus Stakis' which is derived from Augustus Gloop and a mythical gluttonous Roman Emperor.
"Look at Stakis on that go kart, he's like Donkey Kong".
"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.
He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.
Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.
Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.
by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011
by Juststaki April 1, 2019