Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').
Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.
A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'
Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!
Stairs for Lee.