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Porcelain Stainer 

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.
Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

Sloppy bowl stainer 

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.
Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.
Sloppy bowl stainer by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

Carpet Stainer 

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Steinershocker 

A gameFAQs user often with no regard to other peoples feelings. insults them freely.
"not well known for his intelligence. or lack of it."
Steinershocker by XIII is cool December 20, 2004