Stage Crew 

Those boss people who chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more.

Stage crew members often become family and they will have nicknames for each other. Also, they are often in charge of babysitting for the cast, which includes waiting to their every need and searching for their props when they loose them.

Overall, stage crew is amazing so if you're thinking about joining the play, join stage crew instead. They have SO MUCH MORE FUN than the cast. So join crew.

*WARNING: Membership in the Stage Crew organization, which is a subsidiary of the Drama Club, may and most likely will result in fatigue, sleep deprivation, temporary and/or permanent insanity, an inexplicable urge to form close bonds with tools, and a perpetual sense of impending doom.

Cast Member: Stage crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything.

The Whole World: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! STAGE CREW IS THE BEST THING EVER. WITHOUT IT, THE SHOW WOULD NOT GO ON! YOU'RE SO UNTHANKFUL! STAGE CREW DOES EVERYTHING!!!!

Stage Crew by CeciltheSeahorse September 4, 2012

Stage Crew 

Possibly one of the most misunderstood subcultures in any high school setting. Techies may wear a lot of black, but they're not always emo. They may seem like geeks, and often are, but they still know what's up. A crew can become something close to a family. Often, a kind of hierarchy develops within a crew where seniority is based on experience and know-how, not age.

Jock 1: "Dude, I heard you chilled with a bunch of techies last night. You going geek on us?!"

Jock 2: "Bro! The stage crew parties like a bunch of crazy people! I've never seen so many strobe lights!"

Stage Crew by Megacurt June 29, 2010

Stage Crew 

The people behind any play you see; creating and moving out the set, working the lights, babysitting the actors...you name it, they do it. They are really the only reason the show actually happens, yet they are terribly unappreciated. They hold together entire sets with duct tape and will run out behind the set in the middle of a scene just to hold up a fallen curtain.

They are usually made up of the most awesome people you will ever meet. Never piss them off, for they control everything and will not hesitate to fuck you up on stage.

Actor: You guys are taking too long to move out that desk!!
Crew member:...Fuck off, or I'll put brown paint on the chair you have to sit in during scene four.

Person 1: Hey, are you trying out for the play?
Person 2: Pff, no, I'm doing stage crew!

Stage Crew by Noodle Demon March 21, 2009

Stage Crew 

The people behind the scenes of any show you watch. Usually wear all black to avoid being seen. Do all behind-the-scenes work. Have more fun than the actors. EXTREMELY unappreciated. Actors beware: We control the show. You piss us off, you sing in the dark

You trying out for the play?
No... stage crew is so much better

Stage Crew by Allliash April 13, 2009

Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

Starecrown by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

starecrow 

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

starecrow by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

stagecraft crew 

the stagecraft crew (SCC or the Crew) are the best people you will ever meet, usually consists of asians, the kid who thinks they're beyonce, the mysterious one, the smart kid and the awkward one. Despite looking like a rag-tag bunch of kids they are actually the hipsters of the class and the only reason its a good class. Other groups look at them jealously, wishing to be a part of it. Most of the time they are in group formation making them superior to others. Often conversations will be anything from porn to why people are idiots and deserve to die. Also, they are the best dressed, and as best dressed, they are ready for any occasion because they're badass like that.

I was hanging with the weird kid group and got jealous when I saw the stagecraft crew hanging over there looking like the models they are because I know I will always and forever will be inferior to them. Why can't i be that cool?

stagecraft crew by SCC/theCrew January 13, 2014