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232. Exotic
There are three basic qualities of cannabis. LO MIDS and XO or Exotic. Exotic being the best exotic is normally home grown and cared for from seed where as LO is mexican brick field weed and mids are basically XO that has been pollinated so all the energy that would go to producing high resin buds is now spent on the reproductive stage of cannabis and producing seeds instead.
Yo dat Exotic we smoked last night was that shit.
233. Grizz
Verb - a sexual act in which a female pleasures a male, and right before the act of ejaculation, the woman slaps the head of the penis as physically hard as possible.

On the 30th episode of the Chris Gethard Show, entitled "The Night of Zero Laughs III", Grizz Chapman from 30 Rock was a guest star. Regular guest Shannon O'Neil was also in tow for the episode, who is considered the co-creator of above term. Anthony Atamanuik was also guest starring on the episode, arriving late to the scene, and has ended up sharing the title of co-creator. It should also be noted he is also a 30 Rock Alum.

The main topic of "The Night of Zero Laughs III" was anyone who called into the show was challenged to make members of the cast laugh. Upon laughing, they were to be removed immediately from the stage where the camera's were recording, and their input was censored for the rest of the broadcast.
Various guest members were attempting to get Grizz to laugh, in order to boot him off the program.

About three fourths of the way through the episode, a caller explained her affection of Chris Gethard's newly released book, "A Bad Idea I'm About to Do". In doing so, she also claimed his life to be pathetic, at which point Shannon O'Neil explain the caller's compliment was like "...stroking him of, and then slapping the tip of his dick."
At this point, Anthony Atamanuik chimed in, "...yeah and thats called a Grizz!"
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234. World War III
World War Three is generally thought of (Notably in Science-Fiction) as a Nuclear holocaust that would end up leaving the survivors in a primitive state of survival (Post-Apocalyptic World) hence the Fourth World War being Fought with sticks and stones following the destruction of the advanced technology & civilization by those same so-called advanced technologies & civilizations that are seemingly unable to stop destroying the world. The result of this process is to go back to the stage of the Stone Age so that the cycle of human folly can (most likely) repeat itself.

Once Albert Einstein was asked,"Can you say something about the Third World War?"
He replied:"No. I cannot say anything about the Third
World War, but I can say something about the fourth."
Einstein said:
-“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

-"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
(Variant)
-"I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth — rocks!"

-"Yes, I can say with absolute confidence about the fourth that it is not going to happen, because the third will be the last; it will finish all life on the earth."
235. Clogged dump
Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
236. Whiskey Dick
A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.
237. Whiskey Clit
A state of clitoral dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Dick), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Stimulation Not Possible
Laying in bed with a strong stud, Shirley was now regretting all those shots of bourbon. She was suffering from whiskey clit.
238. Cantrip
can-trip

1) magical spell

2) an alteration of a rule or physical law.

3) a change in basic rules or laws.

4) an aberration but without negative or positive connotation.

5) can be trippy but without drug use.

6) a modification to one of many rules is not a powerful thing but may allow for other more powerful things to take place.
1) it was as if someone actually used a cantrip when the magician levitated off the stage and defied the laws of gravity.

2) the same force that causes gravity also causes a cantrip on three dimensional space that we have yet to conclusively understand and believe may allow for the warping of time.

3) cross gendered people are aberrations where as people who have non-gendered homosexual identity are more likely to be true cantrips of nature as it's impossible to identify ones self as being the opposite of something that is just a socially constructed fiction to begin with. only through aberration is such a thing possible.

4) deciding not to use the crosswalk when it's perfectly safe to do so is not criminal thus it is not jay walking or any other aberration of law and order. when and where it does get you across the street safer and quicker for everyone, it is a cantrip of the law.

5) it was as if the whole world might stand on it's ear when we realized a polar shift was in progress and magnetic north was something that can move! it felt like a cantrip had been played and reality might spin itself out of control in our minds but it was really nothing to worry about.

6) the cantrip change to privatization in california's electric power supply lead to ridiculously increased electricity prices and price gauging.
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