stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006

Staffored 

Getting staffed by a man, usually one of the homosexual connotation.

Stafford really staffored me last night!!!

Bro, I got staffored so hard last week!

Staffored by Cockmeateor October 20, 2011

Stalloned 

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

Stalloned by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Salooned 

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

Salooned by Night2012 November 13, 2009

stooned 

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

stooned by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

Stalloned 

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

Stalloned by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

stalloned 

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

stalloned by Supermarioo January 1, 2007