slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Stack Attack 

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

Stack Attack by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008

stack attack 

A sexual act typically performed with a minimum of one male and two females where the females are “stacked” one on top of the other and penetrated by the male in an alternating fashion. Generally this results in the male achieving orgasm very quickly.

Last night I was so horny that I gave Lauren and Rachael the stack attack.

stack attack by AZ689R September 29, 2009

spackattack 

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack

stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside

spackattack by boonking July 6, 2011

Smackattack 

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC

Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'

Smackattack by OllieOC April 11, 2011

sharkattackdan 

Most hated person you will ever meet. Used against small and squeaky people.

Omg ur such a SharkattackDan

sharkattackdan by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

Sarkattack 

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.

Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack

Sarkattack by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010