A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.
Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.
by Jen Wilcox firstname.lastname@example.org April 18, 2007
A Guy that gets way too high when he smokes weed. Laughs too much and at inappropriate times.
I hate when that guy smokes weed. He is such a Stachon.
by Paul Pigmey January 07, 2006