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Elliot Stabler 

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.
Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.
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Staller ID 

When someone sits in the stall next to you to take a dump
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.
Staller ID by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

stablered 

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
stablered by matotes November 6, 2009

Hit Staller 

One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.
Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"

Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!
Hit Staller by smokestalla August 2, 2009

Side Staller 

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.
"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."
Side Staller by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006

Stableforth 

Really English last name, that represents the fact of unreality, the ability to drink like a fish, party and the ability to reap the benefits of Women unlike no other. Usually characterized as good looking, intelligent, and wise.
Man that kid is honestly "Stableforthin," look at him go.

Man Stableforth is unreal, look at that kid.
Stableforth by youngsquire October 28, 2010
A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.

Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.

Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"

Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
staller by OpiatedONE February 1, 2010