stabbity

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.

I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers

by drunkenmarauder January 23, 2008

stabbity

1) having the stabbing nature; excessively tending towards repeated stabbing motions

2) pernicious and beastly; irritating in the extreme; prickly in nature

"Damn, I bought these pants and cut off the tags, but there's still this stabbity little tag dangly embedded in a seam: can't get it out."

"She's a stabbity little whore, isn't she? Doesn't let the slightest thing go without a snarky comment."

by Firebottle December 21, 2004

stabbity doll

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.

That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.

by starkravingmadMommy November 16, 2010

stabbity death

The greatest one liner in 8-bit theater (that is used more than once) said by Black Mage (who is crazy awesome) whenever Fighter does something stupid (a lot) and angers Black Mage.

Fighter: *stupid quote*
Black Mage: Stabbity death!! *brandishes sword*

by The Kez May 14, 2005

Stabbity

adj., to be sharp and possibly used to stab. OR n. Dangerous, threatening object with pointy origin/devices.

"She grinned as she grabbed a stabbity fork and began to stalk forward." OR "She grabbed the stabbity and I started to run."

by DescarteZ October 4, 2009