stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 27, 2009

stabbing face

When a guy is getting head.

Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)

by TastyBIGWang February 8, 2007

Face Stab

In the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy class is able to instantly kill players from behind with his knife. But sadly, TF2's unreliable hit registration means the Spy sometimes instantly kills from the front.

Player 1: What the hell?! That was a total face stab! Thanks, Hitreg.

Spy: haha knife go poke

by Average TF2 Enjoyer July 31, 2021

face stabbings

Piercings in ones face. Usually chunks of metal sticking out of unexpected locations.

She didn't make it through security because all her face stabbings kept setting off the metal detector.

by fell June 20, 2007