stabilizers 

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.

"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"

stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabilize the Bed 

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017

stabalise

It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....

"Yo Tracy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stabalise yo vagine"

stabalise by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013

stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

stabalise by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

stabalise by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013

stabilized 

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.

Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!

stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

sabanized 

Castration, followed by wearing said testicles as an accessory.

Did you see that Bama fan try to leave early? Poor guy got Sabanized on ESPN!

sabanized by Sabanizer October 28, 2013