Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

staar test 

THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TEST YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOR 4 MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN HOURS!

AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!

i took the staar test today

staar test by The king of fat May 11, 2017

Blue Stahli 

An awesome industrial musician who makes the best fucking music I've heard in years.

I just listened to a Blue Stahli song and had an orgasm.

Blue Stahli by Doink99 February 3, 2012

Staav 

A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick

Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.

Staav by fevemeister March 14, 2011

staar test 

A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.

*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test

staar test by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019

stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.

"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"

stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021