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A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick
Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.
Staav by fevemeister March 14, 2011

staar test 

A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test
The staar test, otherwise known as Staar is the most annoying /painful thing in the world. It takes place a month before the end of the school year.
1. Hey,are you gonna sleep after the staar test, I need to dream myself away from this mess.

2.The Staar test is tomorrow, I would say study, but how the hell is that possible.
Staar by Sportslover908 May 13, 2016
Synthetic cannabinoids such as spice & herbal incense.

Can be used both as a noun & a verb.
SMOKER 1: Yo, you tryna staanz after this?

SMOKER 2: Yeeaah man! Got the staanz in the bag! Smells like blueberries.
staanz by FUN2201 November 29, 2011
1. Having the "Do what you want and get away with it badge" in reference to riding the bang train.

2. Hit and quite whenever you please.

3. Get in and out like a fast food restaurant.
Durrty was dating a girl, but one day he got the sudden urge to get "dirty" with a different girl. He got away with it and his girlfriend took him back as usual. He was Staabin a bunch of girls while he was with his girlfriend.
Staabin by KeepinItDurrty November 10, 2011
A history teacher that names fun of Charlotte's favorite band. He is in the illuminati. He frequently says NUH UH
Mr. Staal is in the Staalinati.
Mr. Staal by EshanTheToaster May 21, 2016