To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."

A New York City university that is best known for basketball players that love to gang-bang middle-aged prostitutes and refuse to pay, thus getting kicked off the team and possibly out of the school. This is all true, check the news.

St. Mary's is a private, Catholic high school located in the middle of Stockton, CA. The tuition is extremely high for the small facilities they offer.

(note: the following descriptions are accurate of most of the school's population.)
The parents are either filthy rich and purchase name-brand clothes and expensive cars for their brats or are dirt poor and receive more financial aid than you make in a year. The girls are either snobby, cliquish, and fake or are lonely, shy, and goodie-two-shoes. The boys are just that: boys. They are immature, horny, and bastards. The teachers are well-intentioned, and most of them are cool if you like to have shit all over your face. A brown-noser, dumbass. And please feel free to partake in lots of alcohol and assorted drugs from the students' parties, usually held out in the boonies. If you enjoy being plastic or enjoy being gothic or enjoy being picked on, tell your parents to pay those ungodly tuition payments so you can get yours! Even from those whorish girls!

A band that used to be half decent, but are now world renound greedy bitches who havent put out a good album since "Black album"...i mean any one who thinks St.Anger was a good song and good album should get their heads out of there asses.
PLEASE!

Some fat, drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer.

He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.

Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.

Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.

"Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"
He see's you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
And you're somewhere on his creepy list.

If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.

If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.

1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.

"If so desired, a nick name for male genetalia," As St john was once an important figure, so is a mans genetalia to himself.