~if u are not accepted to sp its because ur family doesnt own a jeep, ~ur webshots document ur life (if u dont have them u obviously have no friends),
~"going up the hill" is code for "going to the bathroom to fix the hair and apply the makeup, then panting up 8 million steps to the lunch room where u strut ur stuff down the isle and guys stare like they've never seen a girl before".
~lax is a must; if u dont play it (or at least go to the games every weekend) ur life has no point
~spirit dance is a big makeout fest and if ur not grinding with the nearest person than u shouldnt be there
~girls get rides with random people who have the newest jeep up the hill every morning to prayers where they sit there and pretend to sing with the faculty.
~fake tanner and fake blonde hair is part of the dress code.
~where guys are welcome in every class as long as mrs. blackman aprroves of their hottness
~a normal meal consists of bbq doritos and a popsicle
~where preparation for putting on the hits starts in september
~there is a compitition to see who can have the shortest, tightest and most ass bearing skirt in the school
~where leaving campus to go to panera is more common than breathing
~where the varsity lax teams beat EVERYONE EVERY year
~and field hockey is second only to nothing
~where the universal away message is "out...call cell"
~no one makes plans on thursday because of the oc
~where popping the collar of a pink ralph lauren polo is not an option.
mvp girl says to sp guy: i cant believe u guys beat loyola again! ur such awesome laxers!!
sp girl says to mvp girl: fuck off u kno u like them better.
-where you have to have more than a 2nd grade education to get into the upper school (BL)
-where every single person is not in frotch heaven when they get to school (Loyola)
-where the required courses are not how to plow, how to ride a horse, and how to not know any girls outside of your school (McDonogh)
-where we hit puberty before we turn 20 (Friends)
-where people know where the hell our school is (Spalding, John Carroll)
-where youre not white trash if you go to school there (Curley, St. Joe)
-"St. pauls is not a gay school biatch
A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.
"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."
ADJ: Home of the most arrogant kids/parents in the world. It is a place where they try to be surfers/rednecks/preps. BC if there jeep isn’t lifted, then they definitely have a fake tan or bright pink polo’s with neon green shorts, and that lil white shell necklace. I mean I don’t think ive seen a non lifted or non-jeep affiliated car in their lots. Well its ok cus their dads are worth 10 trillion dollars. It’s a place where they film porno’s and all beat off to their buddy doing it with the team slut. It’s a place where they go to Hawaii for spring lax cus they all have private jets from their dads top fortune 500 companies. They are all talk. The only time a SP Crusy will talk smack is when he is surrounded by a 2000 man us military trained soldiers. But when you are one on one he is your best friend. They all have fake accents i.e. johhhnnnny, and they make themselves look even cooler when they wear their SP garb to every Baltimore function. It’s a place where kids give themselves nic-names like “lord Baltimore” well I guess that’s cool. It’s a place where they have had 2 winning lacrosse seasons in 20 years and its also a place where they put up 20 x 20 billboards on seminary to show how awesome their one lucky victory over the last 20 years was. It’s a place where the back up goalie goes to Hopkins b.c. of his big wig father, nothing wrong with that. But that’s not arrogant. It’s a place that pretends to have a rival school with BL. But we know that’s not true because...more...
Straight queers thats all you need to know but other than that... they think that they are the best but they're not. They try to talk shit but they'd get their ass beat if they really got in your face and no one likes them. The only way that St. Pauls get any action is in a gangbang or something fagget ass like that. Straight out bitches.
St. Pauls are just a bunch of kids that think their cool think they know shit but they dont and karma comes back to haunt everyone.
school were a bunch of stuck up rich assholes go...and are all quite hanous...a lot of people hate them especially us (mvp girls)
they cant get ass if they try
and st pauls is a nother name douche bags...there sports teams all suck except for maybe lacrosse..but wait? i like to video tape my teamates having sex to....st pauls can go screw themselves
no one likes them
dude look at those douche bags! o yea they go to st pauls