| 1. | The Dirty St. Nick | ||
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When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat. Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?" Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep". |
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| 2. | Jolly Nick | ||
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A jolly Nick is that satisfying chuckle one gets after a particularly good insult or put down of another individual. Remniscent of the hearty laugh you hear from Jolly St. Nick during the holiday season it is a sign of true happiness and satisfaction with what has just transpired. I knew things would get interesting when I heard my buddy let out a Jolly Nick after finally getting the attention of that guy with a braided rat tail at the ballgame and suggesting he kill himself.
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| 3. | Digger Nick | ||
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The African St. Nick Be good or Digger Nick won't bring presents this year!
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| 4. | st. nicholas | ||
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Rhyming slang for the word 'ridiculous'.
Can be abbreviated to just 'nicholas' , 'st. nick','nick','nicholas anelka' or any other person by the name nicholas. 'that haircut is st. nicholas'
'this is nick' 'those shoes are nicholas anelka' |
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| 5. | Slanty Baws | ||
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A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children". Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."
Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!" |
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| 6. | St. John's surprise | ||
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To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University. I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.
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| 7. | Panda Claus | ||
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Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick. Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.
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