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st patricks townsville 

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.
"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"

St. Patricks Catholic High School (Biloxi, MS)

The worst school on the earth. Hey, I'm not kidding.

ps. Principal Trosclair wants your money, he's like a vaccum JFC GTFOFOFOFOFOO
"Man, Trosclair at St. Patricks Catholic High School (Biloxi, MS) needs to GTFO SRSLY RN HES DRIVING ME INSANE"
"Don't forget, he's driving us all into a major debt. I blame bush"
"You blame Bush for everything"
"...yeah, so"
"so thats gay"
"but tru"
"so tru"

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green
My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St Patrick 

St Patrick is the Patron Saint of Ireland
St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
St Patrick by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

St Patrick 

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.
St Patrick by benthrer March 7, 2010

St Patrick High School 

An all boys catholic school in the west side of Chicago. St pats kids are crazy, they stab kids, jump kids for no reason, have little money and are rowdy and insane. The school is like a zoo, kids do whatever they want without consequence. Their rival is the other catholic boys school Norte Dame College Prep. These kids fight almost every weekend or whenever they see each other they’re always breaking noses. Notre dame and Pats have the biggest high school rivalry in Illinois, with new trier and Loyola academy coming up in second place.
Oh he goes to st Patrick high school?”
“Yeah he’s nuts”