St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…

Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest”

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”

St.Cloud Shittiest by GetHit June 9, 2021

St Cloud Superman

A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.

To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.

Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'

St Cloud Superman by ElleNels February 4, 2021

St.Cloud, MN 

Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )

Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.

“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees”

“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”

“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”

St.Cloud, MN by GetHit May 24, 2021

St.Cloud High School 

Sex & Drug addicted high school in St.Cloud, Florida full of sluts and whores and want-to-be's 95% of the girls are infested with an STD. Stupid ass school that nobody likes.

Ew, I go to St.Cloud High School.

St.Cloud High School by Rival student (: November 4, 2011

St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.

"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

St. Cloud Supersoaker by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021

St. Cloud 

This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN.

Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?"

Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"

St. Cloud by WhiteCloudCitizen April 28, 2012

Brad St. Cloud

1) A person who plays catch with a baseball in the forest with his dead brother.

2) A total douchebag
3) A squinty eyed fuck who talks to dead people.

1) Hey Joe, who you talking to? You Brad St. Cloud fuck.
2) Your such a Brad St. Cloud
3) Hey Brad St. Cloud, you talking to the dead again.

Brad St. Cloud by bahaha123 September 8, 2010