st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.
'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
An all girls school in which they diprive their students of any male contact so once schools over there out to get some
norah goes st martins and she's all getting some
A very small town outside of Saint John NB, population of about 900 people. Very touristy, famous for the sea caves and fish chowder. Has no entertainment, no shops and only two gas stations a local grocery store, and a liquor store. (Which is also one of the gas stations)
You're from St. Martins? Wow that's a small town!