| 1. | Cats Don't Dance | ||
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Cats Don't Dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of Hollywood's treatment of animals. Danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to Hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don't dance.
The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music. <guy> That's quite a nice DVD collection you have...but where's Cats Don't Dance??
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that? <guy> *points at article* <other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute! |
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| 2. | St. Gertrude's | ||
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A great school which is constently having to compete with the "smart young ladies" at collegiate and st catherines. Both schools spend their time dissing "dirty gerties" simply because of their extreme jealousy. They ramble on about us getting more ass than them and getting it from their guys, which allows them to write about it on a website just to totally embarass themselves. They think that going to our school is an insult, think again.. its an honor to be able to do what we can do.. party harder than any other girls in RIC. St cats: hey, wats up for tonight?
st cats 2: im not sure.. im thinkin about staying home but my daddy might take me car shopping.. st cats: man.. i thought u and i were goin to get together and cry ourselves to sleep tonight be everyone at our school sux collegiate girl: o what. crying?... bc both of our schools suck?! im in! |
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| 3. | st chatharines | ||
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the place where old people go to die
we dont know how to spell all the slow drivers go and die in st chatharines
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| 4. | Trinity Episcopal School | ||
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Trinity Episcopal School is the best highschool in Richmond, Va. We have the hottest girls, we throw the best parties. And we're not snobs!!!(like st. catherine's, st. chris, ect.) Or sluts!!!! (like the dirty gerties, ect.) We are the most creative school and our basketball and baseball teams kick ass. tes girl: Patches place is awesome!!! I love listening to music outside during lunch with my friends!
tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome! Or st. cats girl 1: Lyk OMG! Josh A. at TES is teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I wonder if he'll talk to me if i g2 his baseball game in meh new mercedes? st. cats girl 2: Idk....Gawd hes hott!!!! I wish St. Chris guys were hott and not gay.... Or st. chris guy: OMG Trinity Episcopal School guys are teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!1111111*makes out with ugly st. chris guy* |
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| 5. | Trinity Episcopal School | ||
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Trinity Episcopal School is the best highschool in Richmond, Va. We have the hottest girls, we throw the best parties. And we're not snobs!!!(like st. catherine's, st. chris, ect.) Or sluts!!!! (like the dirty gerties, ect.) We are the most creative school and our basketball and baseball teams kick ass.
tes girl: Patches place is awesome!!! I love listening to music outside during lunch with my friends!
tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome! Or st. cats girl 1: Lyk OMG! Josh A. at TES is teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 11111 I wonder if he'll talk to me if i g2 his baseball game in meh new mercedes? st. cats girl 2: Idk....Gawd hes hott!!!! I wish St. Chris guys were hott and not gay.... Or st. chris guy: OMG Trinity Episcopal School guys are teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!1111*makes out with ugly st. chris guy* |
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| 6. | chapete | ||
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all them fake ass jay cats from lame ass 22 bitch all the way to Silver cum street who try to bang red but whene it comes down putos aint shit an get takend out by us Migty Surenos Chucky- hey that prick in red looks familiar
Casper- yeah its that chapete we fucked up on 119th st. Chucky- oh yeah! lets go whoop his ass again. Casper- Orale |
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| 7. | Bob Ross | ||
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The greatest person alive. no, i'm kiddin, but you gotta love bob ross. Bob: ok. . . now, we're gonna paint some happy little trees up here in the corner. . . that's right. now, i want oyu all to remember, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. you can't make mistakes: your're sipmyy going to paint your dreams on canvas.
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