| 1. | Sssh | ||
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The name of an erotic website for women porn for women in the genre of Fifty Shades Of Grey, Mpmmy Porn, Playgirl and literotica. Contains erotic movies, stories, romance novels, articles, video tutorials and lots of naked men. All content is geared towards straight women. Me: Judy, what are you doing with my Fifty Shades Of Grey book?
Judy: (pulls up her panties and blushes) Me: Well, go ahead and read the rest of it, but then go to sssh.com for the real thing. Judy: What's Sssh? Me: Totally hot porn for women. |
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| 2. | talk to the hand | ||
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An invitation to carry on your conversation with someone's hand. "...Talk to the hand!" "Okay, well, as I was saying Mr. Hand, the person attached to you is an immature twit, and did you know..."
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An invitation to carry on your conversation with someone's hand. "...Talk to the hand!" "Okay, well, as I was saying Mr. Hand, the person attached to you is an immature twit, and did you know..."
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| 4. | die | ||
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To be fed up and want the situation to end... Teacher: Hey buddy you aint done your homework
Me: Die |
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| 5. | Stark Schlong | ||
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A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".
Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod". Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long) "Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"
*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!" "Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man." |
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| 6. | 7 decibels | ||
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The maximum allowed talking volume during quiet hours at St. John's Catholic Newman Center at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign on the night of Unofficial. "Sssh, guys, 7 decibels."
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