ss
A bad story. Usually the story teller makes a big deal out of it, and the story sounds like it will be good; but has a poor ending.
"Oh I have a really good story to tell!"
"Tell me"
"Ok so I was walking through a crowded part of the beach (wearing sunglasses) and this guy came up to me and said 'girl I lovee your sunglasses!'"
"Thats it?"
"Yeah"
"...ss"
by who is jason bourne April 10, 2010

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Standard Swallow, British motorsport company founded by Sir William Lyons in 1927. In 1936, made the SS100, a top sports car of the day. After world war two, obviious political reasons warranted a change of name to Jaguar.
A Jaguar SS100.
by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004

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ss stands for "similar structure"

There is an undeniable pattern occurring with girls from schools with high asian populations. Many girls, particularly asian ones, seem to have the notable "small and thin body frame" hence my friend & i have decided to call this group of similar, ununique girls "similar structure", ss for short. SS's are tend to be asian, and usually gather in groups. SS's are very hard to tell apart so to separate them you must find keen, precise semi-unique characteristics about them.

ie "chink" - chinky eyes.
ie "leader" probably the most valiant and stands out even though shes short, she is outspoken and sporty and catholic
ie "baby face" 16 years old but still looks like she is in the 5th grade, especially because she just got braces and when she wears her glasses

Along with their small body frame ss's have, but are not limited to, smarts, ap classes , school spirit, sports, soft voices.
My school is full of ss's =(

Dude ss average! right there!

So far as of May 27, we have named 15 ss's
by RandomGuy723 May 27, 2010

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Serial Shitter - The person who pollutes the toilets and leaves their shit behind!
you go into a public toilet and dear god "the ss has struck again"
by Jetcha January 30, 2008

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Schutzstaffel

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well.
"SS also means Secret Service, but that's in America. And NO, the Secret Service is NOTHING like the nazis. Now stop bashing our country! Our country receives enough hatred every few decades, now we receive hatred everyday! >.< sometimes it pisses me off so much that I don't know what to do! >.< "
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004

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single summer, with no girlfriend
Hey man I want a ss because I'm sick of my girlfriend
by languisher May 14, 2007

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SS otherwise known as Secret Stoners
Good shit man, i knowwwww maaaannnnnn - SS
by wdhsess January 24, 2007

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