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birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
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drunken sailor 

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016
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hey sailor 

Hey Sailor is a gay catcall indicating the caller is prowling for quick gay street sex.
Boys, just wear assless chaps down Castro Street yelling "HEY SAILOR" and the hunks will come to you!
hey sailor by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Srilekha 

She is super gorgeous and amazing, she will wanna make you smile and her laugh is enough for any guy to fall in love. She is truly a blessing to us all, Srilekha.
Why are you so happy?

Srilekha just walked by.
Srilekha by cutiebutts December 22, 2014

Sailor Jerry Fucked 

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011

Siloization 

The act or process of placing identical data into a multitude of separate electronic places or electronic containers, resulting in inefficiency of data altering and challenges with data consistency.
The manager’s biggest challenge in streamlining his company’s workflow was the siloization of their data that had occurred as they expanded and just kept buying different programs to plug gaps.
Siloization by WOLFMAN July 31, 2012

spilotro special

Adverb:

To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".
Tony Spilotro: "...Listen to me Dogs. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.

'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!

Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!

turnsthe crank

Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!

Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!

Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!
spilotro special by Dreaded88 June 7, 2017