srunk 

Sober + drunk = srunk
A feeling or description of someone who acts as if they're drunk although they're completely sober.

Ex.1

"Did you see David in class today? He was acting like such a srunk!"

Ex.2
I didn't even drink at the party but I'm feeling so srunk.

srunk by équipelivid August 27, 2013

sronk 

The action of a helicopter flying sideways

The missle came hurdling towards the attck chopper, but it sronked to the left.

sronk by Jack MacWilliam April 11, 2007

srunk 

contraction of "sloppy drunk"

Cassie woke up in the morning still intoxicated from getting srunk last night.

srunk by SugardaddyKBM April 23, 2009

Srunk 

A type of drunkenness where one is a sleep standing on their feet. The srunk person will still have the ability to randomly participate in conversations but only conversation of interest to them. Their input will usually be an animal noise. The most commonly used is barking.

A srunk person will usually have consumed buckfast and/or Bulmers (buckets of) followed by a an unhealthy dose of vodka

Person A: “ should have seen the state of Barry last night!”
Person B: “ why? Was he in a bad way?”
Person A: “ Man he was Srunk!”

Srunk by bowlardo July 10, 2011

srink 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of purely liquor and no mixer, approximately 12 oz. Usually only consumed by "big hosses"

Brad: Yo dude did you see that big hoss over there drinking that srink??

Choch: na dude he's a skinny ergo, he can't handle that srink.

srink by mamadidntraisenobitch October 23, 2017

Srunk 

When an individual is heavily intoxicated to the point where their cognitive abilities are impaired, often resulting in the occurrence of typographical errors such as the word "Srunk" instead of "drunk." This state of being is characterized by a profound loss of control over one's faculties and judgment due to excessive alcohol consumption.

"Dude, last night I was so srunk that I couldn't even spell 'drunk' correctly! It was a hilarious mess."

"I'm so freaking Srunk right now."

Srunk by Awwnnn July 8, 2023

Srank 

Definitely a racial slur in 2035

Person A: “Yo I just got a srank on this sonic level”
Person B: “Oh it’s 2035 and that’s a racial slur so you’re cancelled now”
Person A: “Oh”

Srank by abcdefghijklmoopjj April 2, 2023