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Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ 

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school
Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High 

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.
“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

Algonac jr/sr high 

A school that consists of fighting, drugs, wannabe gang members, shitty teachers, a shitty princible and shitty rules they don’t know how to respect there students and they treat us like shit there’s nothing I can do without getting suspended Or in trouble by someone and they school system is all around fucked
Hey what school do u go to
Algonac jr/sr high
Oh shit. *walks away

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

Hughesville JR/SR High School 

That One School Where Kids Keeping Moaning And going Ooh, Safety Constantly, The 7th Science Teacher Spams Worksheets, And Allows People To Eat. AND THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS TRASHY.
Hughesville JR/SR High School, The Annoying School.

Me: Walks Into School
Random Kid: (Moaning Tone) OOH, SAFETY!
Me: Hits Them With My Instrument.

Houston Jr/Sr High School 

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*