A square chode ( a penis wider then it is longer) That is so wide and small and sharp that you cut yourself while masterbating. Useally found on fake hippis named kyle
kyles squoad is so sharp it cut off his fingers
by Captain Fantastic June 10, 2004
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the male equivalent of a queef, or vaginal fart.
In the middle of sex, Jason squoaded, much to his girlfriend's disliking, making things sound very awkward.
by M. Mints April 05, 2009