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4. squits
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen!
do u want us to show u or summink???
by durchfall Apr 13, 2004 add a video
1. Squits
Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.
He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan Jun 21, 2004 add a video
2. Squits
The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits

or

Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
by Barry Pap Apr 29, 2003 add a video
3. squits
When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.
by gooz Jan 12, 2004 add a video
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