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29.
a man who never signs off his pc. obsesses over females in chat rooms and wishes he had a dick.
paula's husband, john, is a squirt
by betty butterfield March 17, 2007
 
30.
A cigarette, a smoke
"Hey man, you think I could bum a squirt?"
"Let's go burn a squirt."
by Karloff October 07, 2005
 
31.
Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.
I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!
by LainaSquared August 29, 2007
 
32.
you a rat or you a virgin
My nigga you a squirt son
by ali jon camaro November 06, 2008
 
33.
To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.
I want to squirt my best friend's lover.
by Jadya February 10, 2007
 
34.
An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004