Squirt(vb)

The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
"I was scrogging her and she squirted all over me. It was cool."
by Lordpoee March 02, 2004
A cigarette, a smoke
"Hey man, you think I could bum a squirt?"
"Let's go burn a squirt."
by Karloff October 07, 2005
Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.
I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!
by LainaSquared August 29, 2007
you a rat or you a virgin
My nigga you a squirt son
by ali jon camaro November 06, 2008
To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.
I want to squirt my best friend's lover.
by Jadya February 10, 2007
An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004

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