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A Northen Suburbs (South Australia) reference to getting on the alcohol.
Yo Jimmy do you 'ave 10 bucks cos me and Dan have 10 then we can get a bottle of squirt...
by Mathius Maximus July 27, 2006
to masturbate, especially to the point of ejaculation
if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!
by critty July 14, 2004
(n) a quick act of urination
I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.
by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002
squirt is a nickname for a pistol,
the name deriving from the idea of a water pistol.
im goin to blast this fool, pass that squirt
by ste - unit May 31, 2004
something a sick bastard says when he shoots his baby juice.
ahh ahh ahh ahh SQUIIIIRT(squirt).(biatch says:)get off you sick bastard.
by flopster0 August 17, 2008
(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.
Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?
by Kash April 07, 2003

The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
"I was scrogging her and she squirted all over me. It was cool."
by Lordpoee March 02, 2004