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to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck
"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"
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A caffeine free grapefruit soda manufactured by Pepsi. Contains less than 1% fruit juice and goes great with vodka.
Dude 1: Yo, get me some squirt for my smirnoff twist!

Dude 2: Shut up, pussy!
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A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.
Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!
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"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.

After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
Cindy squirted Michael in the face last night. Michael has hypothermia.
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1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)
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when a female exerts her cum into a males cock. this however can cause people to get MORE horny. i do not recommend this to kids under the age of..............SQUIRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah right there........... enjoy squirting but be careful because this can cause unstoppable squirting...........
(squirt) squirting....
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A neighbor who talks openly about their enjoyment of recieving it up the butt, and brags about how it makes her "squirt". She will openly talk about this personal subject in front of several males that are present.
by acorndrive October 26, 2010
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