S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 04, 2011
An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by tobad4ya November 22, 2004
A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.
Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.
by thrushpuppy August 19, 2015
A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.
Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!
by AnimeLover2002 April 20, 2015
"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.

After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
Cindy squirted Michael in the face last night. Michael has hypothermia.
by shadesofdrab May 13, 2015
Your really looking up this word!! Why would you do?? Shut your phone and go pray or something. I expect more from you 😂😂
Are you still looking for the word squirt!?
by Check yourself September 23, 2015
The favorite drink of the one, Harry Potter.
Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
by DeadWizardGod August 15, 2011

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